Cute Jokes On Easter Day

Sometimes, a humorous man is very popular among groups. Being with him, you can never stop laughing. Telling jokes is a wise way to improve your comunicating skills. While, there is a special tradition that people love making jokes on Easter Day. Certainly, the jokes are often related with easter. You can make these cute jokes on your children after your big dinner. It is a good choice to improve the atmosphere and the whole family seems being addicted to it.Here are some cute jokes for you to take reference.Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end. Is it true that bunnies have good eyesight? Well you never see a bunny wearing glasses, do you? What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken! Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? Because he was eggo-centric! Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits’ feet What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? Egghead! What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net. How do you make a rabbit stew? Make it wait for three hours! What did the grey rabbit say to the blue rabbit? Cheer up! What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny. How do you post a bunny? Hare mail How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? Hoppy Easter

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